Inside the Mind of a Lady

I never took my nap today, so goodnight.

Actually they found out the guy was high but that isn’t what caused it. They said he had a disease that makes you crave human flesh, destroys your organs, and makes you skin rot off. It is highly contagious and five other people have been found with it and been quarantined

Yes that disease is called being a zombie.

Mhmm sure. Just don’t eat anyones faces, I don’t want to see you on the news tomorrow

No I’m going to be on the news for the prettiest princess ever, not eating faces that’s icky.

How do we know you’re not a zombie. You’re tricking all of us.

ummm being a zombie would require me to give up food and liquor, no thanks. Also zombie don’t know how to use the internet.

Don’t go all cuckoo bananas Breanna. Wait, you already are.

I AM PERFECTLY SANE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! I am just trying to warn others about the zombies.

Well the guy in miami was supposedly high, and maryland guy was just shit crazy.

ZOMBIES ARE COMING ELIZABETH!!!!! THEY ARE COMING!!!!

What??! Are you for real?

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justice/maryland-alleged-cannibal/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn

WTF!?!?! Maybe people are turning into Zombies.

One of the girls from work just called me and asked me what I was doing and when I told her nothing she went while I have to kill two hours I’ll be over at your house soon. The bottle of wine is being opened.