Inside the Mind of a Lady

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Boys are adorable. Boys trail off their sentences in an appealing way. Boys bring a knapsack to work. Boys get haircuts from their roommate, who “totally knows how to cut hair.” Boys can pack up their whole life in a duffel bag and move to Brooklyn for a gig if they need to. Boys have “gigs.” Boys are broke. And when they do have money, they spend it on a trip to Colorado to see a music festival. Boys don’t know how to adjust their conversation when they’re talking to their friends or to your parents.

Until I was thirty, I only dated boys, as far as I can tell. I’ll tell you why. Men scared the shit out of me.

Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the floor. Men tip generously. Men buy new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo. Men go to the dentist. Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some long preamble about how they’re thinking of kissing you… Men know what they want and they don’t let you in on their inner monologue, and that is scary.

  Mindy Kaling on boys vs. men- Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me (via wordsthat-speak)

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Naked means you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid means you don’t have any clothes on - and you’re up to something.

Lewis Grizzard (via courageous-and-strong)

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In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one.

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I’ve finally moved on and couldn’t be happier :)

I’ve finally moved on and couldn’t be happier :)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted at a bar in Columbia, Missouri. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted at a bar in Columbia, Missouri. [via]

(via whiskeycowboy-trails)

Say what you will I done made the devil a deal, he made me pretty, he made me smart and I’m gonna break me a million hearts.

Say what you will I done made the devil a deal, he made me pretty, he made me smart and I’m gonna break me a million hearts.

absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

(via justbreathetori)

I’m pretty sure he’s going to use the L word when I go to Texas….

That word frightens me

Annoyed

Ugh male gender get your freaking shit together.

New bracelet! #BourbonAndBowties

New bracelet! #BourbonAndBowties

That’s an interesting caution stir paddle…

That’s an interesting caution stir paddle…